Thomas

Thomas was born Thomas Edgarton “Happy” Flinkerton III in the small, cozy village of Eau Claire, Wisconsin. He was the son of a local cheese baron and quickly took to the fields where he learned the subtle art of the cow teat and cheese curd. When he hit the ripe age of 22, Thomas hit the roads to learn the ways of the world.

After hitching across the country and most of Europe, he ended up 5 years later playing Blackjack next to a highly drunk and incontinent Elvis Impersonator at the Golden Nugget who just happened to be Dave.